Not an Onion headline.”
Force them to cut the power ... Let’s get the camera on them,
The journey has just begun,
This is not a victory for the bad guys. This is them being revealed brought out in the open. The globalist tyranny forced to take the mask off,
Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society – values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron,
It’s fitting that a platform once used to profit off of tragedy will be a tool of education, hence our multi-year advertising commitment to this new venture,
From day one, these families have fought against all odds to bring true accountability to Alex Jones and his corrupt business,
This is the tyranny of the new world order – desperate to silence the American people,
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With millions of regular viewers and over two decades on the air, Jones has created a financial and brand empire out of selling misinformation and disinformation, as well as self-help dietary products,
We thought this would be a hilarious joke,
The Onion is proud to acquire Infowars, and we look forward to continuing its storied tradition of scaring the site's users with lies until they fork over their cold, hard cash,
They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept federal state that can assassinate JFK but can’t even put a man on the Moon,
Everytown will continue to raise awareness on Infowars' channels about gun violence prevention and present actual solutions to our nation's gun violence crisis, including bipartisan, common-sense measures and public safety initiatives backed by Everytown,
Last broadcast now live from Infowars studios. They are in the building. Are ordering shutdown without court approval,
They're shutting us down,
I just got word 15 minutes ago that my lawyers and folks met with the U.S. trustee over our bankruptcy this morning and they said they are shutting us down even without a court order this morning,
The Connecticut democrats with The Onion newspaper bought us,
Our clients knew that true accountability meant an end to Infowars and an end to Jones' ability to spread lies, pain and fear at scale,
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.”