We knew that Australia needed to mess up, basically
It’s always in the mind of an athlete,
We have uncovered a certain number of elements that allow us to think that we will soon know who is responsible for what clearly did not sabotage the Olympic Games but did sabotage part of the holidays of the French people.”
It’s the Salon de Yazzy B… that’s what it’s called,
We found that out today,
I didn’t think it was going to be possible,
Someone tell the BBC the Olympics are on. They’ve turned it into a talk show #BBCOlympics."
Every dive counts and Australia could have got a medal,
I did fall off this sofa! I don't want to actually make reference to it but I have to."
[The ... The Australian] literally fell off the board - it was a disastrous time for the Australians and obviously she is going to feel devastated, but it's the name of the game."
I cannot begin to describe what Anabelle Smith must be feeling. She is right at the end of her career, 31 years old. This could be her last Olympic games, probably is. It's just tough but that's diving. What a dramatic opening event."
I’m not dying, so I’m alright,
I was hoping the cameras weren’t on the underwater shot right then, but yeah, just disappointing,